15 March 2004

shoe-be-doo-wop

Gather around children, and listen to my tale of woe.

I never thought it would happen, I thought they were indestructable. It says on the sole that they're, like, resistant to every corosive substance known to w0/Man, but my dr martins have gone the way of Paris Hilton, Enron and the Iraqi people - They're fucked.

There is a gaping big crack in the sole of one, and a semi-gaping big crack in the other, and when I walk down the street when/after it's raining then water seeps up through said crack and gets my feets nice and wet. Also, I have £50 to last me until... well, I get some more money from somewhere.

When will the insanity end?